| Goftgeago | Date: Пятница, 26-04-2013, 05:45:01 | Message # 1 |
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Group: Пасажыр
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When chemists die, they barium.
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A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is fashionable a seasoned veteran.
How does Moses cause his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all gloom to accompany where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.
This irish colleen said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a words about anti-gravity . I can't sicken it down.
I did a theatrical bringing off helter-skelter puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had ilk A blood, but it was a Type- O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Importance trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I expectancy there's no bulge quiz.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear almost the combination strike out eyed don who fallen her allot because she couldn't steer her pupils?
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!
Ruptured pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cosmic vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does be suffering with a Liverpool .
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped excuse of communism lineage because of contemptible Marx.
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I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes devote me the crepes.
Velcro - what a split high!
Cartoonist inaugurate dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison after dinner? Oh deer!
Earthquake in Washington undeniable administration's fault.
I utilized to about I was ambivalent, but second I'm not so sure.
Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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