| NeoxJeafe | Date: Четверг, 15-08-2013, 00:24:49 | Message # 1 |
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How does Moses accomplish his tea? Hebrews it.
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They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.
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Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
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Ruptured pencils are pointless.
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Cartoonist establish dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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Earthquake in Washington evidently administration's fault.
I acclimated to to about I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
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