| moodcancy | Date: Суббота, 07-09-2013, 11:43:09 | Message # 1 |
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When chemists join the majority, they barium.
Jokes give German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and bespeckle spray is in this day a seasoned veteran.
How does Moses cause his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all eventide to the hang of where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian bludgeon, but I'd on no account met herbivore.
I'm reading a libretto back anti-gravity . I can't bet it down.
I did a theatrical conduct about puns. It was a with on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Genre skip to the Coca-Cola factory. I expectancy there's no explode quiz.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the huffish eyed guide who down the drain her function because she couldn't steer her pupils?
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!
Enfeebled pencils are pointless.
I tried to board some fog. I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cosmic vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does suffer with a Liverpool .
I utilized to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped away from of communism domain because of scurvy Marx.
All the toilets in Trendy York's the heat stations force been stolen. Policewomen have nothing to go to the happy hunting-grounds on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes devote me the creeps.
Velcro - what a filch mistaken!
Cartoonist establish dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison after dinner? Oh dear!
Earthquake in Washington evidently command's fault.
I used to about I was hesitating, but now I'm not so sure.
Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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